Vincelli: Party of 6

Vincelli: Party of 6

Sunday, July 12, 2009

SIDE EFFECTS FROM HELL

The symptoms and side effects I have experienced from infertility medications are: mood swings (you feel like a complete psychopath when you find yourself hysterically crying and you don’t know why - to the next second of hysterically laughing), very tender breasts (that if you accidentally touched, I wanted to punch you), sore nipples (that feel like they’re gonna snap right off if anyone got within 2 inches of them), frequent urinations (maybe I should just camp out in the bathroom), extreme fatigue (I didn’t have too much of a problem with this one as I LOVE sleep!), bloating (skinny jeans, what are those, can’t fit into them!), diarrhea (no comment), cramping (it’s bad enough to have that when I have my period, why other times of the month too?), gas (eewww), acne (I thought high school was over!?), lack of motivation (which in return makes me feel like a loser), and discharge (very uncomfortable).

So….you have to go through all the pain with nothing to show for it. Like I said before – talk about a horrible trick! You get pregnancy symptoms without every being pregnant. Lovely...just really lovely.