Vincelli: Party of 6

Vincelli: Party of 6

Monday, October 12, 2009


Here are a few infertility jokes I found online!!

Why did the RE cross the road?
Because there was a wealthy, infertile woman in her 30s on the other side.

One ovary says to the other ovary, "Hey, did you order any furniture?"
The other ovary says, "No, why?"
"There are a couple of nuts outside trying to shove an organ in."

Why does it take 50 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't ask for directions either!

You know you are trying to get pregnant when:
You look at your vegetarian sandwich and the alfalfa sprouts look like sperm . . .
or . . . Someone asks you today's date and you reply "Day 21" . . .

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